Happy Star Wars Day! 05/04/2010
This is being posted around Facebook, I thought it was pretty funy! *** Happy Star Wars Day! May the 4th be with you! *** A guy walks into a bar... 05/01/2010
A guy walks into a bar and sits down. He is the only one sitting at the bar. He orders his drink and hears, "Nice shirt!" He doesn't think it was the bartender and nobody else seems close enough...but he just ignores it. Then he hears, "Great eyes!" This is starting to get a little strange. He looks around and can't figure out who is talking to him. Then he hears, "Nice hat!" This is now driving him crazy trying to figure out where this voice is coming from. He calls the bartender over to ask him. Bartender replies, "Oh, those are our complimentary peanuts!!!" |







